"You’re a lucky man, Mr. Quarles. You get to come all the way down here, a place you got no right being. You get to eat our food, you get to drink our whiskey, you get to look at our women as you try to take it all for yourself. Well you know what you are? You’re a conquistador. Only we are not your savages. And now you get to leave with your life. Well I’m hard-pressed to remember an outsider in your line of work who could say that. I hope you’ve enjoyed your stay. And you never forget who packed your bags."
- Boyd Crowder
Dan Stevens reads Jack and the Beanstalk; ovaries everywhere explode. (x)
John had sent me a text when he was doing Hamlet late last year saying he’d just watched an episode. ‘Christ, what a great show we were part of,’ he said. ‘So proud. Wish we’d done more.’
We sat in my hotel room, bottle of wine, and we pissed ourselves laughing. There was one scene I rewound about three times, when Marshall [Lancaster] farts in the back of a surveillance van – I do like a fart gag. It was lovely to watch, especially with John. We were very lucky to be in the show."